The Pain and the Agony of the Winter Olympics (and those damn tights)

I find no pleasure in the Olympics. There is just no storyline Bob Costas can narrate from the teleprompter to peak my interest or fuel my incessant needs as a sports fanatic. The sports are painful to watch regardless of how many female skiers take off their clothes or Apollo Ohno flips his hair. I can not bear the tights. I can not bear the ice or snow. I can not bear that Canada is placing their whole self esteem on winning a gold medal.

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