Entries in Satire (15)
So raise a glass to world peace on this Christmas holiday, because even though it took God almost 2,000 years to figure it out, he finally has a peace plan.
Instead of raising the premiums or getting Congress to pass a sweeping healthcare overhaul in 2018 or 2081, this reporter wants to reveal a solution to the article Why is health care so expensive?. If you get sick, forget the doctor and get your laywer on the phone.
So to wave this once bulging belly of the American economy good bye (no fat jokes please, let’s not add insult to decimation), I decided to think who was really to blame for this future fossil of world history.The middle classes were created first by God, then the guilds, and finally credit.
The often maligned, pugnacious, and obnoxious politico of New Jersey, who the teachers, police, and Atlantic City Council seem to shrink from the largesse of his sophomoric and parochial visions, has been stopped in his tracks by college kids who refuse to have pot grown on their campus.
Lawyers are flocking to hospital patients around the Philadelphia area to see if the big green menace has caused their ailments. City lawyers have been overwhelmed by the eagerness of fans to explain how the actor of their injustices has caused havoc in their personal and professional lives.