Obamacare to Cover All Pets

Obama is reaching out to the suburban moms and spinsters by promising pet insurance. He plans to cover every animal in America with the kind of welfare equal to the beloved pets of Congress.

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Animal Protests Break Out in Ohio

Maimed by the law and scarred by how bad it is actually out there (especially the traffic on I70), the animals seem content to be out of harm's way but incommunicable.

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Election 2012: Obama Sees Only Hope is Republican Party

It may be a shock to you, but remember the President came to Washington for bi-partisan cooperation to get things done. What is more bi-partisan than one term as a Democrat and one term as a Republican.

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5 Ways to Stop Masculinity’s Extinction

For lunch today, as we chow down on our garden salad and carrots with humus, I am going to suggest some manly behaviors that may halt this slide into the feminine unisex universe.

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Will Americans Take Generic Drugs?

Many Americans hate rip offs unless they are trying to impress from across the street. I searched the streets wondering if Americans would allow generic medicines into their houses.

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Let There Be Peace on Earth

So raise a glass to world peace on this Christmas holiday, because even though it took God almost 2,000 years to figure it out, he finally has a peace plan.

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Health Care Fix: Lawyer Insurance

Instead of raising the premiums or getting Congress to pass a sweeping healthcare overhaul in 2018 or 2081, this reporter wants to reveal a solution to the article Why is health care so expensive?. If you get sick, forget the doctor and get your laywer on the phone.

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Ding Dong: The Middle Class is Dead

So to wave this once bulging belly of the American economy good bye (no fat jokes please, let’s not add insult to decimation), I decided to think who was really to blame for this future fossil of world history.The middle classes were created first by God, then the guilds, and finally credit.

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Rutgers University Says No To Governor Christie’s Marijuana

The often maligned, pugnacious, and obnoxious politico of New Jersey, who the teachers, police, and Atlantic City Council seem to shrink from the largesse of his sophomoric and parochial visions, has been stopped in his tracks by college kids who refuse to have pot grown on their campus.

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Suing the Pants and Mask off the Phillies Phanatic

Lawyers are flocking to hospital patients around the Philadelphia area to see if the big green menace has caused their ailments. City lawyers have been overwhelmed by the eagerness of fans to explain how the actor of their injustices has caused havoc in their personal and professional lives.

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