This is clear bias against the power of lunch and the mission of the lunchbreakblog.com, and if two hoagies aren’t enough to turn your life around, well then a bag of chips and a soda can certainly be that extra motivation.
Entries in Humor (4)
So to wave this once bulging belly of the American economy good bye (no fat jokes please, let’s not add insult to decimation), I decided to think who was really to blame for this future fossil of world history.The middle classes were created first by God, then the guilds, and finally credit.
The often maligned, pugnacious, and obnoxious politico of New Jersey, who the teachers, police, and Atlantic City Council seem to shrink from the largesse of his sophomoric and parochial visions, has been stopped in his tracks by college kids who refuse to have pot grown on their campus.
After the busiest day of Santa Claus Inc. and usually the most placid day in the wintry tundra, violence and mayhem have broken out. The Black Santa Association has staged a walkout to demonstrate their anger at the corporate leadership for allowing a Caucasian Santa to visit the White House. News has reached the media centers that elves are being tossed into bonfires and snowballs are being jettisoned at the new 100 story glass structure that has recently replaced the old cottage where for hundreds of years the Finlandian septuagenarian worked at the mom and pop occupation providing and delivering toys to boys and girls around the world.