Songs of Torture: Elmo, Barney, and the Smashing Pumpkins

A recent documentary discusses how Barney, Metallica, and Eminem were used to force the tough answers out of the vulnerable prisoners in Guantanamo. Now the whole family could enjoy this concert!

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Not in This Town, Elmo!

Good morning, my fellow Lunchables! Let me ask you, are you like me? Are you tired of your hard-earned tax dollars being spent by the government on low- and no-income housing? Are you tired of immigrants coming in to steal our jobs and take over our communities? And aren’t you sick of paying for liberals to pass along their un-American values to your children? Well, let me tell you my fellow Lunchables (let the commies and the elitists take their Lunchbreaks, I prefer to refer to us as Lunchables) there is an almost entirely government funded ghetto/barrio that has been living off our honest work since the 1960s. Let me tell you, this mammoth pork project has been taking our money to corrupt our children’s minds for long enough. We need to gentrify Sesame Street.

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